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Save Durant's Plants

* Buy Kevin's house plants before he heads on to Phoenix. Don’t let his plants die like the dreams of his former teammates.

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The Kyrie

Exceptional when in bloom, but a pain in the ass to take care of. Thrives on all natural, flat earth.

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The Harden

Not well cared for,Β but can still assist the rest of your greenery in a pinch.

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The Simmons

High maintenance, unique, exotic. Stick it in a corner and hope for the best.

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The Draft Pick

You will receive this plant in 2029 or not at all, whatever is cheapest.

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Your chance to kill the plant that KD couldn’t

Why buy another Fiddle Leaf, when you can kill the plant of the Slim Reaper himself.

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This is just a fun little website project inspired by Kevin Durant's everlasting search for the perfect NBA Franchise, but you should help at-risk kids and donate to his foundation below.

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This is just a fun little website project inspired by Kevin Durant's everlasting search for the perfect NBA Franchise, but you should help at-risk kids and donate to his foundation below.

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None of this is real, but...

This is just a fun little website project inspired by Kevin Durant's everlasting search for the perfect NBA Franchise, but you should help at-risk kids and donate to his foundation below.

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